Oh the Horror

Adrian and his best friend, Henry, took a class field trip today to see "The Nutcracker."
"How was it, guys?" I asked.
They responded point-by-point:
"1. There was absolutely no talking in the whole show. They just danced. and...
2. We had to see men in tights"

This last horror was followed by peals of disgust as they searched for the right words.

"Mommy, I mean, really...the men dancers wore these, ugh....cups and you could see also, um, their butt cracks! GROSS!"

...this, coming from the child who likes to run around the house nekkid.

Alas, the finer points of ballet seem to have been lost on the 3rd graders, at least for now.